"Have you seen my keys?"

"Spaceball-Two" (spaceball-two) 02/22/2014 at 00:06 • Filed to: None

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I asked my wife to please clean out her purse.

JustWaitingForAMate > Spaceball-Two 02/22/2014 at 00:09

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Bag of Holding +1.

Seriously, physics breaks down when handbags become involved.

Spaceball-Two > JustWaitingForAMate 02/22/2014 at 00:14

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I don't know how she's not a hunchback or suffering from a severe limp. That shit is heavy.

Brian, The Life of > JustWaitingForAMate 02/22/2014 at 00:15

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Exactly. They're kinda like a Tardis.

MoparKetchup > Spaceball-Two 02/22/2014 at 00:15

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Dibs on the Target coupons

Singhjr96 > Spaceball-Two 02/22/2014 at 00:16

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Ok, like how? It's like a wormhole or something...

Spaceball-Two > MoparKetchup 02/22/2014 at 00:16

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EXPIRED. But still in the purse!

Deal Killer - Powered by Focus > Spaceball-Two 02/22/2014 at 00:32

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Look harder, he might have left his keys inside.

Ferrero1911 > Spaceball-Two 02/22/2014 at 00:39

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Two checkbooks!?

Other than that, totally reasonable.

TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > Spaceball-Two 02/22/2014 at 01:38

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Looks like my desk drawer I tried to clean out tonight.

55Buick, Oversteer Scientist > Spaceball-Two 02/22/2014 at 11:28

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There they are! Also: HOW??!

Spaceball-Two > 55Buick, Oversteer Scientist 02/22/2014 at 13:13

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I'm convinced she uses some sort of dark magic.

Buran > Ferrero1911 02/22/2014 at 19:08

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One is probably a Moleskine.

http://shop.moleskine.com/en-us/notebook…